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AP Photo / WireimageBack in 2007, afore his albino balayage became an Internet fetish, Jared Leto lived in emo hell as that guy from My Chemical Romance, dip-dyed locks as aphotic as his body — or at atomic his eyeliner.
Newsmakers / Getty ImagesThe year was 2000. Two years later, 50 Cent alone “Wanksta” off the “8 Mile” soundtrack. Connect the dots.
FilmmagicThe brownie cut has become a rite of access for the thoughtful, animated extra (Natalie Portman, Carey Mulligan, Emma Watson, etc.). Unfortunately for Lawrence, the appearance on her — debuted in November 2013 — was beneath Edie Sedgwick-cute, added Kate Gosselin-confused.
Reuters / AP PhotoLadies and gentlemen, presenting queen of attenuate Jennifer Lopez. The attendee who sat abaft her at the 2002 Oscars is still seething.
Getty Images / ImagedirectPapa don’t charge to deliver — the punk-pink backup Kelly had during the early-2000s “Osbournes” era speaks for itself.
Getty Images“WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?” some demanded. “It looks like if you agape on it, the babble would answer for miles,” they jeered. Luckily, the bangs Cuoco boastful at the 2013 SAG Awards were artlessly allotment of a wig — a wig that about concluded her career.
AP Photo / FoxFlashback to 2002’s abhorrent beard twofer: For Guarini, the botheration wasn’t so abundant the ’fro as it was the face. But calm with Clarkson’s skunk-like highlights, it was all aloof too much.
WireimageNo one brand Katherine Heigl, so it’s safe to accept the June Carter Cash bouffant she wore to the 2010 premiere of “The Killers” was an act of sabotage.
Reuters / AP PhotoNot activity to lie — we absence 2003 Nicole Richie. Her curly-fry lowlights absolutely complemented those F-bombs and “J’Adore Dior” T-shirts.